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When we were forced at knife point... um... asked to review an all-anal flick you could almost sense the troubles of the world melting away like powdered sugar on a funnel cake. And when we discovered that the film starred Lisa Ann, had Lisa Ann on the cover and seemed to be endorsed by Lisa Ann thanks to the rather dirty letter closing that masquerades as a title, things ticked upwards a notch or two further. Having said that, we don't want you to be upset when you find out, as we did, that the amazing Lisa Ann appears only in the first scene. With all the ballyhoo about Lisa Ann all over this project, we thought she might get at least two scenes out of the deal. Sadly, it's kind of like finding out Senator Fred Thompson doesn't actually have a reverse mortgage or that Cy Sperling is the Hair Club for Men president, but not actually a member. Wurst of all (hang with us, you'll get it shortly) the one scene in which she appears is an encore performance that she did in "Hollywood's Nailin' Palin," meaning it's nothing new. (None of the scenes are, making this a compilation-type film.) That said you should enjoy this scene whether or not you've seen the original. In case you forgot, Lisa does a rather smashing Sarah Palin impression and she reprises the role here. In this scene, Palin is trying to make her mark in Hollywood. Sean Michaels presents to her a sausage, which she believes represents her inner struggle. There's inner struggle all right, but it's just Sean Michaels trying to penetrate Lisa's tight bung with his 11-inch pleasure pipe.
Other scenes include Eve Laurence getting her hot buns crossed by Mark Ashley in a scene from "Caped Crusaders #3"; Amy Brooke gets overcome and cummed over by Ralph Long, Dirty Harry, Dane Cross and Otto Bauer in a scene from "This Ain't Cheaters XXX"; Aubrey Adams gets it on in the john with Evan Stone in a scenario from "Barely Legal Gloryholes"; and sweet-assed Bella Molina, in a scene from "Latina Assploitation," does the nasty with Carlos Bazuca, who, in his tuxedo shirt and bow tie, may remind retro movie lovers of the Mark Ratner character from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." All-in-all, try not to get too disappointed because gapes, anal fingering, DPs, and plenty of great cumshots should make you happy.